A New Sort of Creep

On my way to do laundry this fine afternoon, running down the stairs, I made an extremely fascinating discovery.

I was wearing socks, and realized about half-way down the stairs, that they were heated. What? Yes, my staircase is heated. What can yours do?

I must have looked rather strange to the group of boys playing soccer in my courtyard, because after my discovery, I proceeded to bend down and feel up each step...

It's cool. I'm a fan