"You can't chew gum on the track" "You can't wear shorts like that in this building, let alone on this campus." "Well... ugh!...." yes, please just walk away.
"Can I run with you and we can keep each other on a steady pace?" "Yeah that's fine" Code for: Yes please mister. You're extremely good looking. Not to mention you're in good enough shape to keep up a semi-conversation while running.
Pass notes in college. It's completely acceptable. Especially when he smells like Usher.
"The Provo Tabernacle is being built into a temple! I'm getting married there" "Me too!" (followed by a rather seductive wink.) Boys from Seattle make great companions.
Play Rear Window sometime. It's entertaining, and tells you a lot about the girls across your courtyard. Our window was well placed.
Chocolate cake and raspberry cake mixes go great together.
Don't burn popcorn to the point of smoke. Your apartment and hair will smell delectable for a few days.
Make a friend majoring in Poly-Sci. They're great conversation artists.
Voices and fluctuations make or break a class.
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